remember in elementary school when you had to give a valentine to everyone in your class even that one bitch you hated so you made sure they got the least affectionate sounding one and wrote their name on it like it was satan’s good times
- Mom: You're beautiful
- Grandma: You have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
- Mom's friends: Wow, she's flawless!
- Friends: You're so pretty
- Boys: Call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
